What with Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, I haven't been able to get to this DUFU, but now I can. Here is a BONUS PARODY, from yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the link and sing along!
Mutual of Obama
JUST MY IMAGINATION (THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY TO ME)
Tune: "Just My Imagination (Runnin' Away with Me)"
Each day on my TV
I watch them as they're passin' bills
I say to myself
You'll soon have cost-free pills
To have all Democrats
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the options in the world
Free is overdue
But it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me
It was just my imagination
That's what they say to me
Soon we'll be covered
And cared for publicly
A robust public option, all on the country
With two doctors, both for free
They tell me I
Just fantasized it all
I could just pull a Dean
For it really makes me scream
But it was just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me
Every night all the meds I take
I gotta belly-ache
Don't ever let Obama kiss it all goodbye
Or we will surely die
It's so un-evenly
When insurance costs me
I need a fairer guarantee
But in reality
The Democrats have screwed me
Just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me
I never get it
And now I regret it
Just my imagination
That's what they say to me
Just my imagination
That's what they say to me