Nigerian tries to blow up airliner.
Man with mental unstability tries to bomb plane.
NWA passengers foil Holiday celebration.
Plane lands safely.
Obama on alert to airline threat.
Obama on top of situation.
Ever vigilant Obama takes out right wing extremist.
Plane bomber has ties to tea party movement.
Plane bomber has ties to Rush Limbaugh.
etc.
You can add this to your excelllent list:
Fox News suggests Islamic terrorists might be involved.
Obama sending 20,000 troops to attack Fox News.
Crazed Right Wing Supremacist Sarah Palin's attempt to blow up plane in predominantly Muslim Detroit heroically foiled by Lesbian of Color -- but Dick Cheney's daugher refuses comment /DU mode>
Notice how in reality the bomber
a) was on a surveillance list
b) got past security with the goods
c) got sh*t-kicked by a white male.
Merry Christmas.