Karl Marx wouldn’t have loved you, you materialistic, property-owning, class-conscious capitalist roader!( How ya like THAT commie lingo?)
To be fair ... maybe it was Groucho, or Heppo, or one of the other ‘luvable’ Marxes... And not the doofus Karl (although to be fair to Karl - he wasn’t one of the insane bastards who actually tried to implement his theories. For all I know he was just a satirist and he never dreamed anyone would take his ‘jokes’ seriously)...