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Napolitano Suggests New Homeland Security Measures For Airlines
Elective Decision ^
| 01/04/2010
| Chris Davis
Posted on 01/04/2010 7:54:51 AM PST by writer33
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To: Cheburashka
Wear your underwear on your head so they can check. Maybe all luggage should be sent by fedex in advance and no one allowed to wear any shoes, hats or clothing within 1 mile of any airport, even if you're not going there.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:14:55 AM PST
by
paulycy
(AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
To: 1raider1
I’ve got a better idea.
Airlines should offer minimal security flights for people who don’t want to be screened or profiled. Flight crews should be heavily armed and firearms considered carry on luggage.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:15:37 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: writer33
Very funny piece. But whatever measures the TSA and Homeland Security do come up with will probably be just as silly. This is what happens when you don’t take threats seriously.
Thanks for posting that piece. I needed a good laugh.
To: 1raider1
>Flying to get somewhere is still a luxury we can do without. <
Tell that to the grieving family who is rushing to the opposite coast, desperate to beat their loved one’s impending death. Tell that to the businessman who is doing everything in his power to keep his company afloat, so hundreds more don’t lose their jobs.
While I agree that limiting flights to those absolutely necessary would go a long way to sending a message to this bunch of idiots in homeland “security”, I think you’re solution is wishful thinking at best.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:16:27 AM PST
by
Darnright
(There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive. - Tacitus)
To: writer33
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:17:33 AM PST
by
E.G.C.
To: Darnright
Correction, “I think youre” should have been, “I think your”.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:18:07 AM PST
by
Darnright
(There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive. - Tacitus)
To: fatnotlazy
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading, fatnotlazy. I appreciate it.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:19:31 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: E.G.C.
Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:20:23 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Don't get caught off guard with your pants down flying the unfriendly skies. or is it . . . don't get caught with your pants up?
Liberals are so confusing.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:26:53 AM PST
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: writer33
Please don’t take offense, because I mean to praise you for this one, but this is one of your first efforts that has made me smile. :)
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:34:35 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(America has been dead for a while; It's interesting to watch the cadaver cool.)
To: K-oneTexas
I was on that flight, leaving Las Vegas, last night.
....Bob
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:37:52 AM PST
by
Lokibob
(When handed lemons...Refuse to sign for them. Life's lemons can't be delivered without a signature.)
To: writer33
I thought that one of the priority new rules was that passengers would have to show up 8 hours ahead of time in order to be able to complete the four hours of
in class training in the
“UNDERWEAR WAVE” procedure.
And anyone not able to ‘wave’ their underwear—either in the down OR the up position
IN UNISON
would be automatically considered a terrorist and removed from the flight list.
However, I’ve been wrong before.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:39:50 AM PST
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: Lazamataz
Please dont take offenseToo late. I'm uncontrollably sobbing in a corner now. LOL!
Seriously though, thank you for the nice comments. I do appreciate 'em. Usually, my stuff is too heavy.
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:52:45 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Quix
or is it . . . don't get caught with your pants up?We definitely want the pants up. I am now not visualizing pants down. LOL!
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:55:18 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: K-oneTexas
I think I did a flight like that while in the rock band!
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posted on
01/04/2010 8:55:19 AM PST
by
LS
("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually." (Hendrix))
To: writer33
Went to a nudist beach once to try and find more atheists for my dissertation questionnaires.
I agree with you. Up is better. Much better.
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posted on
01/04/2010 9:06:34 AM PST
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: writer33
Almost, but not quite, completely satirical.
I like the idea of interrogating Sen Chucky.
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posted on
01/04/2010 9:20:41 AM PST
by
wbill
To: wbill
I bet you there are plenty that would line up to interrogate Sen. Chucky. Glad you enjoyed it though. Thanks for reading, wbill.
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posted on
01/04/2010 9:29:25 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
No problem , I don't believe in underwear anyway.
What kind of fashion statement is something you wear no one sees?
Its pointless.
To: right way right
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posted on
01/04/2010 9:34:20 AM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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