[Ronin]

Boy howdy...

Donchu fellers no nuttin?

Them Chinese are those tenth Isrel tribe! Ya see all them Chinee eat-em-ups in them Jewboy neighborhoods? Thems all sekret cooomunication centers.... I gotta tell ya!

Ya see, them Jewboys in the Forbidd’n city back in major Chinatown Beijing sends them sekret orders to all them Jews in Nu York... (carefully hidden in fortune cookies), then them Jews — carefully disguised in long black coats, beards and black beanies— send their instructions up to the CFR!!!

It’s TRUE!!! I read it on the Internet!!!

[rbosque]

Either that or the Eskimos! (They’re left out in the cold.)

[Poe White Trash]

You're right, of course. As everyone knows, Huang Di's (the Yellow Emperor) real name was Shlomo Rabinowitz, and ALL Han Chinese are the descendants of Israel's lost tribes.