[cripplecreek]

Well my neighbor is heavily armed and that is a concern.

[familyop]

"Well my neighbor is heavily armed and that is a concern."

Imagine the bad day of bad days for any aggressive, attacking individual--a day when everything seems to go wrong. Such events don't even need to be lethal (as physically injurious booby traps are illegal). They can be quite benign yet completely encumbering and unnerving. Take it from someone who was paid for years of morbid thinking. ;-)

For example, if an evil neighbor with an enormous wife/girlfriend tries to start a feud with you, play the following on outdoor-facing speakers all day. ...only one element of a potentially totally ugly atmosphere there. ...requires many other devious additions that would also tend to deviate an evil person's aim.

Too Fat Polka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9mcGa8H9_I

The Beatles - I Want You (She's So Heavy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne6ZZTfiQAw

[Frogtacos]

Well my neighbor is heavily armed and that is a concern.

A heavily armed neighbor can be a damned good thing to have - might be well worth stocking a couple extra hundred pounds of beans for.

[Osage Orange]

Well my neighbor is heavily armed and that is a concern.

Why?

Just because they have a lot of weapons?

Hell my neighbors have lot's of big cars, airplanes, and tractors.

More people are killed and disfigured by those three things...than guns here in the U.S.A.