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To: John Semmens
I mean, why take the risk of illegally trying to get into someone elses pocket when theres a legal way to get the same result?Brilliant John, simply brilliant
3 posted on
02/20/2010 11:05:16 AM PST by
tx_eggman
To: John Semmens
“Without the programs theyve enacted, many people would be forced to initiate their own poorly-conceived heists and a lot more people would get hurt.”
LOL - Perfect touch of subtley, John.
4 posted on
02/20/2010 11:09:46 AM PST by
aquila48
To: John Semmens
No reason to steal the government is handing out bucket fulls of money to the democrats.
6 posted on
02/20/2010 11:16:08 AM PST by
Cheetahcat
(Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
To: John Semmens
" according to the "Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence", the temporary drop in global temperatures due to Global Warming, has caused people to become a lot cooler and they dont want to do anything uncool, like commiting crimes" LOL !
7 posted on
02/20/2010 11:18:35 AM PST by
KTM rider
( ..........tell me this really isn't happening ! !)
To: John Semmens
Great piece, John. Thanks for the ping.
The Biden “quote” was perfect.
I liked the rest of the stories on that page too.
To: John Semmens
10 posted on
02/20/2010 11:26:38 AM PST by
Safrguns
To: John Semmens
Not so difficult to understand.
Lots of illegal aliens, have gone home.
To: John Semmens
Vice-President Joe Biden credits increased government hand-outs for the decline in crime. With trillions in stimulus money floating around, theres less need for ordinary robberies, Biden reasoned. I mean, why take the risk of illegally trying to get into someone elses pocket when theres a legal way to get the same result? LMAO!!! Great work John. Thanks for the ping.
12 posted on
02/20/2010 11:32:14 AM PST by
houeto
(Remember in November!)
To: John Semmens
13 posted on
02/20/2010 11:44:23 AM PST by
smokingfrog
(You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... www.filipthishouse2010.com)
To: John Semmens
Your investigative reporting has revealed a whole other payoff from the stimulous package. The dems may be upset at you because I suspect they were saving this gem for late October if MSNBC didn't run it on their 24 hour crawl.
Wjy subscribe to the onion when you're here once or twice a week and much more subtle at that. 9.9 and let the Russians take the hindmost!
15 posted on
02/20/2010 11:55:53 AM PST by
votemout
To: John Semmens
Biden probably would believe he made that alleged quote.
16 posted on
02/20/2010 11:59:18 AM PST by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
To: John Semmens
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition.
Crime goes down when they lock up career criminals for longer periods of time. Then they could have been hierarchical counting the crimes, only the most serious offense is counted, the rest discarded. In a robery/rape/murder case only the murder is counted. Just lost 2 crimes.
17 posted on
02/20/2010 12:20:36 PM PST by
GailA
(obamacare paid for by cuts & taxes on most vulnerable Veterans, disabled,seniors & retired Military)
To: John Semmens
Wow. And here, I was tempted to comment, even knowing it was satire. John, you just keep getting better. Thanks for the ping!
18 posted on
02/20/2010 12:53:35 PM PST by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: John Semmens
Very good (and funny) John. Thanks.
19 posted on
02/20/2010 2:11:17 PM PST by
oldteen
To: John Semmens
Vice-President Joe Biden credits increased government hand-outs for the decline in crime. With trillions in stimulus money floating around, theres less need for ordinary robberies, Biden reasoned. I mean, why take the risk of illegally trying to get into someone elses pocket when theres a legal way to get the same result? What's next? Ben Bernanke puts common counterfeiters out of business?
21 posted on
02/20/2010 6:56:19 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(New Olympic tagline Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
To: John Semmens
23 posted on
02/20/2010 9:56:05 PM PST by
wastedyears
(The curtain has fallen, behold the messiah.)
To: John Semmens
I always get thrown for a minute and then I note the source. Brilliant again. I also love it when people try to analyze your stuff!
To: John Semmens
Thanks for keeping us laughing!
29 posted on
02/21/2010 6:25:47 PM PST by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: John Semmens
Good stuff!! ...as per usual.
30 posted on
02/22/2010 11:09:47 AM PST by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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