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To: hal ogen

Is it possible to be “full of crap” and to “be crap” at the same time?

No, these are separate species of craps. For instance, Murtha was full of crap, which eventually killed him (cosmic justice), while nasty pelosi is pure crap. Cosmically, full of crap will orbit pure crap, because pure crap attracts lesser forms of crap. This is known as the attractor crap theory. Scientists are split on whether the operative force of crap theory but many cite the smell as the key organizing energy. Scientists further speculate that there is a crap hole in the universe that attracts all crap in its vortex, condensing full of crap and pure crap into super dense crap. The further speculate that when super dense crap reaches a breaking point then the phenomena of “crap hits the fan” occurs, spreading crap throughout space creating the crap universe. Any other questions?


11 posted on 03/17/2010 6:30:50 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: equalitybeforethelaw

Thanks for the clarity with that “crappy” explanation. Thanks again.


12 posted on 03/17/2010 6:36:15 AM PDT by hal ogen
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To: equalitybeforethelaw

That’s a load of crap!


18 posted on 03/17/2010 7:32:28 AM PDT by yooling ( FUBO)
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