A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
LOL! Classic!
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!” “No, I’m sorry,” replied the bartender, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
A Democrat washes his clothes at a laundrymat. He puts in a dollar bill to get some quarters but the machine dispenses only slugs to be used in the washing machines. He becomes very angry, kicking it and exclaiming, “I need some change I can believe in!”