Rudolf: “Look, Tasha, it’s raining across the square on the Kremlin.”
Natasha: “No, Rudolf, silly. That’s not rain, it’s snow!”
Rudolf: “Rain, Tasha.”
Natasha: “Snow, Rudolf!”
Rudolf: “Listen; Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.”
There was a pelican who could flip shot glasses full of whiskey with his beak for a free drink. One night he walks into a new bar. He asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey and the bartender says “Oh Yeah? How you gonna pay for it?” The pelican said, “Just put it on my bill.”