[jessduntno]

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Where’s my change?" asks the Zen Master.

The vendor responds, “Change must come from within."

[smokingfrog]

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blownapart!