A good pun is its own reword.
My dear wife —who’a technically a professional comedian— is far better at this than I. Thus, over the years I’ve had to gird myself in “defense”, become a counterPuncher, as it were...
I’m actually also confined to a wheelchair, so stand-up is out of the question anyway...
(I do wish that Joe B. would stop calling me ‘Chuck’ though)
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