Posted on 03/30/2010 11:46:25 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Behold, a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, your every day, common, household machinegun, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.
You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.
You then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. 
After just a few short bursts (Give it about 200-250 rounds. ) you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. 
Ah the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. 
The end result? Crispy delicious well done bacon.
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Given the cost of ammo, that’s a pretty expensive way to cook bacon. But if the target downrange is a bunch of jihadis, then I whole-heartedly approve.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm rounded bacon
If that’s the case then one would want to shoot THROUGH the bacon w/ the MG-42.
I heart bacon.
Better taste really good. Breakfast done this way would cost about $112.50 on average, plus the cost of the bacon.
Not to mention having your vintage weapon smelling like pig fat.
anyone want to guess how much lead is in that bacon?
Plenty.
Finely-divided, particulate lead. Must be capable of doing wonders to the neural systems.
“It is believed this method was first discovered on a firing range when the ham-handed instructor grabbed a hot barrel ...” and the rest is history
lol, some people and their guns and bacon.
LOL, when you die, we are DEFINITELY splitting up your gear.
Ham-handed, huh? Now how the heck do you fry the eggs?
Too bad there’s not a convenient way to transfer the bacon fat to the bullets on their way out of the barrel, enroute to their Muzzie recipients.
13% pig fat in the oil itself. This stuff is REAL and available for sale to all who value freedom.
BACON SUIT.
BACON HITLER.
BACON BIKINI.
BACON RIFLE.
CONTROL ALT BACON.
Bacon Bikini and what is inside yummy.
Lazamataz rules
That is just about the STUPIDEST thing I have ever seen on FR. Clearly, some people just have too much time on their hands.
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