I am so wounded? Will Al “The Graft Zeppelin” Sharpton turn up on my lawn raving?
Worse- the Government Nanny will start haranguing you...
I can't find it online, but I have a cartoon in my scrapbook by the late Jeff McNelly:
A huge, fat, overbearing Nanny pushing a baby buggy with Uncle Sam in it...
She's yammering on, "You're too fat! You smoke too much!"
And so on, and Sam is rummaging around in his coat, saying
"Where'd I put that pistol?"