I travelled to Perth Australia ,bribed some officials and obtained Nicole’s real birth certificate. Look for it on ebay
Let me guess, you were hunting dinosaurs in the outback and other than Nicole's "real" birth certificate, you are unable to provide any evidence whatsoever that you've ever set foot in Australia.
Oh, and I'll bet your ebay account shows you having purchased a large number of foreign documents, you have an extensive history of fraud convictions and soon you'll post "man on the street" footage of you surrounded by street urchins waving Kidman's real birth certificate in some undisclosed location (that looks suspiciously like Santo Domingo, which kinda looks like Australia).
Am I getting close?
;-)