[The KG9 Kid]

Bouncing can be a dangerous job. 'Doorman' is what the job is known as.

I wouldn't willingly confront inebriates at watering holes anywhere, much less a major metro area.

This shouldn't last long.

[E Rocc]

I’ve been doing this for eight years.

We don’t like to use “the B word” because it implies you regularly need to throw people out. We may have to kick someone out once every two or three weeks and break up a fight every one to two months.

I prefer the term “drunksitter” and the keys are having a really long fuse, really not giving a damn what people say, and being able to calm down drunks at least enough that they don’t decide to be stupid. It helps to be at least decent sized and look like you can handle yourself.

Oh, the people I talk to don’t really give too much of a you-know-what about corporations in general but they can’t *stand* BHO.