Of course “plantation” is politically incorrect for the darling little Progressive NEOCOM/Socialist. Mao would have preferred “Rice Paddy”. So... perhaps we can give them an Apple Ipod, some Niki’s, and a Snoop Dog “Phat” T-Shirt with a rainbow picture of the Brother(Hussein O)on it and then send them out to the Rice Paddy so that they can pick the collective rice for the “Village” of collectives. Meanwhile, their acknowledged masters, Al Sharpton, Bill Ayers, Al Gore, George Soros, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Bono, and Hugo Chavez can dine on lobster and enjoy the small pockets of electricity and good time rock and roll which they will preserve for themselves. Isn’t that special. Oh, Don’t forget Tina Faye and 30 Rock as the bestest, greatest, most wonderful things humanity ever did outside of Lady Gaga!
Oh, if only we had the time to mention them all!
Now just because you are out of a job because of our economy-inconvenient green policies you must think about the tremendous work that we, your betters, go through to fabricate a believable psuedo-science so that you can tell your friends (and vile denier *spits* enemies of the Earth) that you are morally righteous in destroying civilization to rescue the Earth for those few of us that remain to enjoy it. Your sacrifices will not go unnoticed.
We will probably make a plaque in your honor or name a baseball field after you all have passed away from following our strict, but fair guidelines*
Well, I'm off to my new $9 million home to use 20 times the electricity of the average Amerikan (have we changed the spelling of that yet?) in my private jet.
Be sure to watch me on C-span when I address Congress about all of you adhering to new and exciting restrictions on your lives in my coal-powered jet chair.
Remember my motto: ‘DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO’”
~High Priest Al Gore
*Failure to obey our guideline will result in Death, mutilation or lifetime imprisonment