Stand Up Next to a Woman.
If the DU Admins are publicly alleging I threatened to kill someone, they better damned well post the evidence. I can't, because I'm banned and have no access to what I wrote, but I'm damned sure I did no such thing. I've asked them for evidence and heard nothing.
Personally, I would place my bet on the woman; I think she could take Pitt less than three rounds.