[Mr. Jeeves]

But like any diet that rejects whole food groups, it’s always best to proceed with caution — and consult a doctor.

Of course, because the food group they reject is bread. And neither Archer Daniels Midland nor their privately owned politicians can allow any talk to the effect that grains are actually animal food, and not conducive to good digestion in humans. They would rather invent whole new categories of disease than admit it.

[kitchen]

Of course, because the food group they reject is bread.

And we all know, grain is best utilized to make beer!