When my marriages break up, I usually get another pet and repaint the house. I’m not being flip, btw. I’ve been divorced twice and had another long-term relationship that broke up. Get another pet for your lab to bound around with, and repaint the house. The inside, I mean. Bright colors. It’s very therapeutic. Ice cream helps too, but that might be a female thing.
I’ve always wondered about the ice cream. Doesn’t the weight gain amplify the depression? Or is it totally worth it?
“When my marriages break up”...as if it’s a forgone conclusion. That is kinda funny. The statement, I mean, not the break ups.
But being that you are a perfect lady, it was obviously all their fault.