[Free Descendant]

All we can tell you is to make sure you have duct tape, olive oil and a shaved female cat with you at all times for the last three months of this year. Alternatively you can use an unshaved cat but then you’d also have to have a razor on hand for when the moment arrives. When the time comes, you’ll know what to do.

[HushTX]

I use coconut oil. Instead of a cat I prefer a weasel.

[stormer]

[Pan_Yan]

All we can tell you is to make sure you have duct tape

OKAY, NOW WHAT??