Posted on 06/19/2010 8:14:16 PM PDT by John Semmens
Will they know it’s semi-satire?
I know this is satire, but I see this ‘logic’ as a means to confiscate firearms. They are ‘unhealthy’!
are you SURE this isn’t for real? I don’t trust them at all not to try this.
Did you forget the Reuters tag?
Resident Zero can blow me; and that is no satire.
It is highly encouraging to me to see Obama tripling his efforts at being better at golf and African handball, seeing how he so miserably fails at all else he touches.
Might not be satire. Still puts a smile on your face.
Another good one John. Thanks once again for the head shakin’ chuckle.
You could use that to ban gays, couldn't you??
That provision got scrubbed out, but don't think it's not coming back.
Otherwise, this was a great half-news/half-satire article! It was just the Ohio legislators that were "for real", not the Obama administrators!
The air space over and the area immediately around Dunkin Donuts, Pizza Hut and Popeye’s Chicken are now under Federal control and immediately off limits. s/c
They try screwin’ around with Taco bell’s fourth meal and it’s ON...
The task of this council will be to monitor the nations health and prescribe the behavior modifications needed to ensure optimal health
Uhm, would that include;
Ministry of Semi Physical Health
Ministry of Semi Family and Genetic Approval
Ministry of Semi Mental Health
Ministry of Semi Physical Exercise
Ministry of Semi Dietary Intake and approval
Ministry Semi Correct Thought
Ministry of Semi Government Consent
Ministry of Semi Travel Authorization
Ministry of Semi Domical and Better Living
The last people you want caring for you, your health or family are the same people that run government departments and have the power to incarcerate you.
No, because gays get offsetting credits for avoiding the health risks related to pregnancy and child birth.
Now that’s good humor;
let’m try it and the revolution is on, starting with every fat frack in government 20lbs over weight and a MBI 26+; and they know who they are, especially the ones who get cost of living increases out of line with the citizenry.
November 6, 2012 - he’ll get a lifestyle modification, to be sure.
On Friday, Playboy offered Sarah Palin $4 million to pose nude in their next issue.
Also on Friday, National Geographic offered Michelle Obama 50 bucks to pose.
That’s $45 too much!!!!!!
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