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DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-10 (Skinner Writes Hilariously Detailed Rules For DUmmie Dissent)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2010 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/21/2010 12:40:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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As Ozbama's flaws become more and more clear, DUmmieland will become FUnnier and FUnnier. And Skinner doesn't know how to handle it except by writing up a plethora of highly detailed bizarre rules.
1 posted on 06/21/2010 12:40:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP!


2 posted on 06/21/2010 12:41:48 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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Hi.


3 posted on 06/21/2010 12:45:12 PM PDT by MamaB (C)
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Maybe if they stressed that in any negative post about President Obama they include after each and every usage of his name the parenthretic phase, “may Peace be upon him” they will still feel that the proper perspective is kept.


4 posted on 06/21/2010 12:45:12 PM PDT by KC Burke
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in


5 posted on 06/21/2010 12:45:42 PM PDT by txroadkill (Is it November yet?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


6 posted on 06/21/2010 12:46:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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Purely Stalinist.

Sounds like they got a copy of Time-Lies-CNN or SeeBS-Viacommie or ABCDisney or Newsweak’s “style guide” for dealing with the act of holding one’s tongue in the name of advancing the socialist democrat agenda.


7 posted on 06/21/2010 12:48:43 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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Wow, DU is such a tightass fascist forum. Humorless, restricting, and scared of its own thoughts.
8 posted on 06/21/2010 12:49:04 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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the persistent undercurrent of negativity and conflict here, which has been exacerbated by the lack of a common villain in the form of George W. Bush

Amazing how he admits right off the bat that the Left can't function without a boogeyman.

9 posted on 06/21/2010 12:49:47 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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Perhaps a DUmmie review board where every DUmmie must appear periodically to justify his or her existence to the DU.


10 posted on 06/21/2010 12:51:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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When deciding what action is appropriate, special consideration will be given to determining whether we believe someone is, overall, a constructive and valuable member of our community.

Of course, being a donor probably doesn't hurt either, right?

11 posted on 06/21/2010 12:51:09 PM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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- Telling someone to "shut up," "screw you," "go away," "f*ck off," or the like.

Sheesh, I wouldn't last a minute there.

12 posted on 06/21/2010 12:51:39 PM PDT by Holen1
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Are they still permitted to participate in the “What Meds Are You Taking?” threads? Those are FUn!


13 posted on 06/21/2010 12:52:31 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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Wow, what a ton of rules. I would be discouraged from commenting, personally.

I find it interesting that they had to asterisk “c**t” but not “who**,” “bi***,” “co******er,” etc.

I guess the c-word is the worst one or something.

I guess you can still swear. It is a potty mouth convention over there. Like being at a junior high party.


14 posted on 06/21/2010 12:52:57 PM PDT by Persevero (It's going to be a long summer.)
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Wow - that is one incredibly thorough fisking! That must have taken you a long time!

I often think about signing up some accounts on these leftarded sites to introduce them to a few sane thought processes, but then I realize how much time that would take me


15 posted on 06/21/2010 12:53:40 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out ( <<< click my name: now featuring Freeper classifieds)
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We believe that most of the DU rules are just common decency and common sense, and if everyone just tried to participate in the spirit of mutual respect it would not be necessary to post a list of rules. Of course, that is just a dream. Here in the real world it is necessary to have some concrete standards so people understand what is expected of them.

How decidedly un-"progressive" of Skinner. Isn't the whole "a perfect world is impossible because people are imperfect" mentality associated with the "reactionary right"?

16 posted on 06/21/2010 12:54:26 PM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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"It is a potty mouth convention over there"

It's the same at all lefty sites, eg as parodied by Daily Kus
17 posted on 06/21/2010 12:55:18 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out ( <<< click my name: now featuring Freeper classifieds)
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“Ze rulez vill be followed! Zhere vill be no dizzent! Ze sayings of ze All-Powerful Mighty Mah-ster uf ze Universe vill be followed to ze letter, and vill be ac-zepted by all!”

“Onvard to ze glorious future uf ze people!”

“Dizzenters vill be shot!!”

Heil Obama! Heil Obama! Heil Obama!


18 posted on 06/21/2010 12:55:18 PM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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LOL If they try to implement this within a week they will hve 3 members left!


19 posted on 06/21/2010 12:58:27 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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Advocating violent overthrow of the government, or harm toward high-ranking officials.

Well, THAT's certainly a new one.

20 posted on 06/21/2010 12:58:32 PM PDT by nina0113
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Calling Barack Obama "Barry" or some other name.

Even though that's the name he used for years. Gotcha.

21 posted on 06/21/2010 1:01:59 PM PDT by nina0113
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22 posted on 06/21/2010 1:02:05 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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Advocating violent overthrow of the government, or harm toward high-ranking officials.

Well, THAT's certainly a new one.

Unless of course we're under a Republican administration. Then you can call for a violent downfall and the shooting/hanging/burning/murder of its' leaders to your heart's content!

Why? Because we all know...unless you're a progressive lefty Democrat, you are unworthy of free speech!

23 posted on 06/21/2010 1:03:25 PM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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“Obsolete! Obsolete! Obsolete!”


24 posted on 06/21/2010 1:04:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To many rules. Just give it to them with BOTH barrels.


25 posted on 06/21/2010 1:05:09 PM PDT by jongaltsr (It)
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Oh it’s hillarious...

The tombstoned dummies gather at the “oldelmtree”...


26 posted on 06/21/2010 1:06:27 PM PDT by Crim (The Obama Doctrine : A doctrine based on complete ignorance,applied with extreme incompitence..)
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I guess this also means that TOTUS and Chairman Mao-bama are going to become improper means of expression over there.

What is the world coming to in internet discussion.


27 posted on 06/21/2010 1:06:54 PM PDT by KC Burke
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Barry is a an idiot.....oops!


28 posted on 06/21/2010 1:07:20 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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Into the top 30 like a snail with a jetpack!


29 posted on 06/21/2010 1:17:52 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Vuvuzela: The ancient, traditional, injection-molded polystyrene horn of the Zulu people.--Wideawake)
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Skinner forgot the part where you put your left foot in, take your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about.


30 posted on 06/21/2010 1:20:22 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Vuvuzela: The ancient, traditional, injection-molded polystyrene horn of the Zulu people.--Wideawake)
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The new list of DU rules.

Rule one - only pooftahs.
Rule two - no member of DU is to maltreat the Obamas in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching.
Rule three - only pooftahs.
Rule four - I don't want to catch anyone not hating George W. Bush.
Rule five - only pooftahs.
Rule six - there is no rule six! Rule six is only for Lousy Freeper Trolls.
Rule seven - only pooftahs.

That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce.

31 posted on 06/21/2010 1:29:28 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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{ } Inflammatory, inappropriate, or over-the-top

- Sexually explicit content.

Benburch is deeply saddened by this new rule......

32 posted on 06/21/2010 1:34:20 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: All

the Left are indeed fascists...


33 posted on 06/21/2010 1:42:01 PM PDT by Maverick68
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This clown could have made it very simple. Just pass a rule that NO facts or truth are permitted on the site. That would cover it all!!


34 posted on 06/21/2010 1:44:09 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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So, no link for
http://www.iamsorryivotedforobama.com/
??


35 posted on 06/21/2010 1:46:25 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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We will not tolerate dissent!

You vill schpeak kindtly uffduh Fuhrer, or you vill face dee conseqvences.

So much for the “Underground” part.

Sucks to be a DUmmie.


36 posted on 06/21/2010 1:48:46 PM PDT by Boucheau
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Scratch a liberal, find a fascist.

Every time.


37 posted on 06/21/2010 1:51:21 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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The problems we face are extraordinarily complicated, and despite (or perhaps because of) nearly a decade of administering this site we tend to be fairly skeptical of our own ability to effect broad-based changes that will improve DU for the majority of our members.

Now, if only they could be some skeptical of the government's (and Barry's) ability to effect "broad-based changes" that will "improve" America and the world.

And if only pigs could fly.

38 posted on 06/21/2010 1:53:59 PM PDT by chesley (Lib arguments are neither factual, logical, rational, nor reasonable. They are, however, creative.)
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OK, I admit that my eyes crossed about 1/3 of the way down the list but by that time I saw that DU has now outlawed all of their posts.

Seriously.


39 posted on 06/21/2010 1:58:42 PM PDT by dangerdoc
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This is hysterical.

It’s just how liberals want to run America. Control everything people do and say.

Methinks DU is going to explode over this.


40 posted on 06/21/2010 2:06:04 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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“message discipline”

Love that one. It’s not censorship, it’s message discipline.

You see, when Democrats really take over something, the important thing is to have message discipline.


41 posted on 06/21/2010 2:09:09 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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Thanks for the ping. This doesn’t sound like it’s going to end well.

I couldn’t log onto to FreeRepublic yesterday, so I took a peek at DU. Somebody posted a very, very short thread about the woman who contacted Obama for help with her illegal husband...who was promptly arrested. The first (of a total of 2) replies was, ‘I guess you don’t want to write to this president unfortunately.’

The second was, ‘I hope nobody has any questions about assisted suicide.’


42 posted on 06/21/2010 2:14:52 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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Wow, they virtually made it so no one can ever post there again. Talk about a suicide pact.


43 posted on 06/21/2010 2:15:51 PM PDT by ShandaLear (The price of Obamacare? 30 pieces of silver.)
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You know, that's the difference between here and there. There are such tight controls over what one can say over there. Not so here. JimRob and the admin moderators don't care what you say about them. This is a huge community, no one can micromanage it. Which is why I can say that the Admin Mod's mom is a...This poster's priveleges have been suspended.:)
44 posted on 06/21/2010 2:23:28 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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Not a snowballs chance in Hell will the DUmmies conform to this. They have the mentality of 16 year old drop-outs over there.


45 posted on 06/21/2010 2:24:28 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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Ain’t it nice that they have a whole section on inappropriate attacks...AGAINST DEMOCRATS. And calling Obama Barry is an attack. Wasn’t his nickname on the basketball court Barry O’bomber? Is that insensitive too?


46 posted on 06/21/2010 2:32:55 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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Pied piper pitt was tombstoned? God, I’ve missed a lot.


47 posted on 06/21/2010 2:38:11 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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So we have been banging our heads against the wall for a long time

Which is required action by anyone who wants to be as DUmb as a liberal, progressive or bag of hammers.

48 posted on 06/21/2010 2:48:08 PM PDT by A message
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Serious comment:
I think that the head wazoo of DU got a call from the whitehouse and was told to calm the waters or they might have more problems.


49 posted on 06/21/2010 3:11:40 PM PDT by texmexis best (My)
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I’ve always wanted to sign up over there.

Sounds like this may be a good time while their hair is on fire. (My goal is to survive up to the elections).


50 posted on 06/21/2010 3:15:06 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik
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