Pigs In Spaaaaace!
I heard that the first group of Muslim astronauts was quite concerned after being told that their mission would be to land on the sun. They were reasured and persuaded, however, after being told that they would land at night.
Indeed. This is stuck in my head too. Except, I realized Muslims in space is more like anti-pigs in space than pigs in space. But now we have a real problem. Pigs in space and anti-pigs in space at the same time. But this could be real trouble, I tell myself. But wait! Trouble in space is a good thing! After all, that's what "Star Wars" was all about. So, we have the basis here for a new Space Wars series: "Porkitar!". It's set thousands of years in the future, where pigs have evolved into sentient beings and are being persecuted in a genocidal cleansing jihadic fashion by evil Islamic space warriors (that used to be really good in math and science thousands of years ago) intent upon destroying the planet inhabited by these cute, peaceable vegetarian goodniks who gather about the sacred acorn tree ...