[decimon]

“If you’re an Oklahoman then report your neighbor as being in possession of an unregistered flute.”

LOL ‘Officer, it was about 26” long, silver, and full of holes - and it, it, it made me FEEL GOOD! You’ve got to find it and stop it before it happens again!!’

It's funny now but just wait until some cellist rats out your kid to get a reduced sentence.

[Magic Fingers]

“It’s funny now but just wait until some cellist rats out your kid to get a reduced sentence.”

Damn cellists...never could trust ‘em.