Wisdom and Discernment value these highest among your friends and they will be a blessing to you. Your friend has neither and it is too late for him to gain either.
Ding, ding ding!
And we now have winner and a Freeper who is in the running for the most succinct, hilarious, post of the month--if not the year!
Thanks for the eye watering, belly laugh as I needed it!
Just glad I didn't have a mouthful of whatever, or I would be cleaning my keyboard and monitor for the next hour!