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A "Sex in the City" fan beds 1000 men to gain Samantha's "confidence."
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Posted on 07/22/2010 7:09:39 AM PDT by flowerplough

Woman Has Lots of Sex To Be Like Samantha, Ends Up Like Bridget Jones

So here’s something dumb: Ten years ago, Christina Saunders, a 30-year-old Englander, decided to sack 1,000 men in order to get the confidence of Sex and the City’s Samantha Jones. You know, Samantha Jones, the fictional character, whose personality is entirely scripted. As we all know, the best way to gain personal confidence is to aspire to be exactly like famous people on TV and do as they do. (I suppose I should be grateful Saunders didn’t admire the vaginal fortitude of Kate Gosselin. Things could have gotten populous: “I wanted to be like Kate … so I birthed 1,000 babies!”)

According to the article, Saunders “ended up bedding 1,000 men” after watching a marathon of Sex and the City “during a bout of flu” at university. Important distinction here : Saunders didn’t actively sleep with 1,000 men. (Women don't prey on innocent men! Unless they're old "cougars!") Nope, young, pretty Christina just “ended up” bedding 1,000 guys on her way to a larger goal, which was having sex with 1,000 men. (I’m confused too!) But the most important lesson to take away from Saunder’s gag-reflexing story, after you’ve leered at all of her pictures, of course, is that now, a decade later, she just wants “a man to love me.” Awww. Just like the twist in Samantha’s plotline! Those sex-lovin’ women! They’re so predictable in the end! Now that Saunders has the confidence of Samantha, she just needs the story arc of Bridget Jones.

(Excerpt) Read more at doublex.com ...


TOPICS: Society; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: promiscuity; sexandthecity
Confusingly written, but refreshingly dismissive, considering the source.
1 posted on 07/22/2010 7:09:42 AM PDT by flowerplough
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To: flowerplough

I think they hacked this story from the UK Daily Mail. The woman is an idiot.


2 posted on 07/22/2010 7:11:32 AM PDT by Frantzie (Democrats = Party of I*lam)
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To: flowerplough

I love a happy uplifting story to begin my day with. Thanks for sharing

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3 posted on 07/22/2010 7:13:15 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: flowerplough

TTIUWHPN*


4 posted on 07/22/2010 7:14:10 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (* This thread is useless without her phone number!)
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To: flowerplough
she just wants “a man to love me.” Awww.

Cannot get the picture of the open end of a fifty-five gallon barrel out of my mind.

5 posted on 07/22/2010 7:14:30 AM PDT by org.whodat
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To: flowerplough
Porcupine!
6 posted on 07/22/2010 7:18:01 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: flowerplough

New title: Whore seeks approval from fictional whore


7 posted on 07/22/2010 7:18:48 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: flowerplough

Not a bad looking girl. I guess everyone’s gotta be good at something.


8 posted on 07/22/2010 7:19:01 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: flowerplough

Someday she’ll meet Mr. Right and call him one in a million.


9 posted on 07/22/2010 7:20:05 AM PDT by kenth
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To: al baby

cool! how’d you do that?


10 posted on 07/22/2010 7:25:50 AM PDT by MNDude (Ask the Native American's how their "Open Borders" policy worked out for them.)
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To: flowerplough

Where were these women when I was coming up? Shoosh.


11 posted on 07/22/2010 7:27:37 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: flowerplough

“Buying a used rental car is like marrying a prostitute (or this lady). When somethings been ridden that hard, for that long, by that many people ... you really don’t wanna put your key in it.” — Jeff Foxworthy

“Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway ...”

SnakeDoc


12 posted on 07/22/2010 7:33:00 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("Shut it down" ... 00:00:03 ... 00:00:02 ... 00:00:01 ... 00:00:00.)
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To: randog

not guilty, cough

13 posted on 07/22/2010 7:33:12 AM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day.)
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To: shove_it

That’s not the girl. That’s Renee Zellweger. You have to follow the blog link to the original story to see the whor.., uh, I mean girl.

The real girl looks like she could have been a porn star if she wasn’t so “moral.”


14 posted on 07/22/2010 7:42:02 AM PDT by nhoward14 (I'm starting The 595 Club... A discount from 700)
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To: shove_it

I think that’s Renee Zellweiger in Bridget Jones.


15 posted on 07/22/2010 7:42:21 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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To: MNDude

Cut and paste from another forum


16 posted on 07/22/2010 7:44:17 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: al baby

How’d you like to be the guy who got sloppy thousandths?


17 posted on 07/22/2010 7:46:03 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: flowerplough

Only in England can you be a 30 year old full time student. Guess this is the only way that she felt that she was being productive.


18 posted on 07/22/2010 7:46:04 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (Don't blame me, I voted for the hot chick and the old guy!)
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To: Cyclone59

There are many full time students 30 and older in the USA.

I believe that the average amount of time it takes to earn an undergrad degree these days is five years, up from the traditional four.

Figure that means for everyone that graduates in four years, you have someone graduating in six years! Wow!


19 posted on 07/22/2010 7:48:41 AM PDT by Ted Grant
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To: flowerplough
“When she said she liked pickups, I thought she meant trucks”.
20 posted on 07/22/2010 7:49:26 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Lancey Howard

And the smell


21 posted on 07/22/2010 7:49:26 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Lancey Howard
How’d you like to be the guy who got sloppy thousandths?

I hope it wasn't 1000 all in one night!

22 posted on 07/22/2010 7:50:05 AM PDT by dearolddad
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To: flowerplough
Not guity due primarily to age.

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23 posted on 07/22/2010 7:58:03 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: flowerplough

I literally laughed aloud when I saw your handle. It amuses me to no end that this particular post was made by someone with the handle “flowerplough”.

Indeed it was ... repeatedly.

Haha.

SnakeDoc


24 posted on 07/22/2010 8:02:29 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("Shut it down" ... 00:00:03 ... 00:00:02 ... 00:00:01 ... 00:00:00.)
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To: flowerplough
A "Sex in the City" fan beds 1000 men to gain Samantha's "confidence."

Why will morons never understand that "correlation does not equal causation"?

Even in her pretend world, Samantha didn't get that confidence after sleeping with 1000 men. She was confident, and that helped her to sleep with 1000 men.

Further, in the real world, sleeping with 1000 men will also not give you much in the way of confidence. (It can give you a vast variety of other things, of course.) Every young and even marginally attractive woman can lay 1000 men, if she so desires. Hint: Men ain't playin' hard to get out there. Heck, with some organizational skills and/or a college campus nearby, a randy gal can hit 1000 in a year.

A woman's confidence in her looks can come from 1000 men wanting to bed her. She doesn't actually have to go through with it! (However, in my experience, women's confidence tends to come from either 1) looking good compared to other women... the male opinion barely counts when she's dressing in the morning, it's what other women are doing out there... or 2) being pretty good in some other are of life: music, business, sports, parenting, or even sex.

What a dullard this gal is. However, she's probably a pretty decent lay now (if tossing a hotdog down a hallway is your kinda thing). As the old saying goes, "She didn't accidentally get good in bed"

25 posted on 07/22/2010 8:09:20 AM PDT by Teacher317 (I'm sore)
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To: flowerplough

26 posted on 07/22/2010 8:11:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: flowerplough

Dead from Aids in 10 years ...


27 posted on 07/22/2010 8:12:16 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: dfwgator

In regards to your picture ... Exactly!


28 posted on 07/22/2010 8:23:31 AM PDT by edh (I need a better tagline)
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To: Teacher317
"she's probably a pretty decent lay now (if tossing a hotdog down a hallway is your kinda thing). As the old saying goes, "She didn't accidentally get good in bed" "

Being "good" is not necessarily the same as being experienced.

29 posted on 07/22/2010 10:35:39 AM PDT by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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To: shove_it

I think that’s the SITC gal; click thu the links to see her admirer.


30 posted on 07/22/2010 10:59:19 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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