Posted on 07/22/2010 7:09:39 AM PDT by flowerplough
I think they hacked this story from the UK Daily Mail. The woman is an idiot.
I love a happy uplifting story to begin my day with. Thanks for sharing
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Cannot get the picture of the open end of a fifty-five gallon barrel out of my mind.
New title: Whore seeks approval from fictional whore
Not a bad looking girl. I guess everyone’s gotta be good at something.
Someday she’ll meet Mr. Right and call him one in a million.
cool! how’d you do that?
Where were these women when I was coming up? Shoosh.
“Buying a used rental car is like marrying a prostitute (or this lady). When somethings been ridden that hard, for that long, by that many people ... you really don’t wanna put your key in it.” — Jeff Foxworthy
“Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway ...”
SnakeDoc
not guilty, cough
That’s not the girl. That’s Renee Zellweger. You have to follow the blog link to the original story to see the whor.., uh, I mean girl.
The real girl looks like she could have been a porn star if she wasn’t so “moral.”
I think that’s Renee Zellweiger in Bridget Jones.
Cut and paste from another forum
How’d you like to be the guy who got sloppy thousandths?
Only in England can you be a 30 year old full time student. Guess this is the only way that she felt that she was being productive.
There are many full time students 30 and older in the USA.
I believe that the average amount of time it takes to earn an undergrad degree these days is five years, up from the traditional four.
Figure that means for everyone that graduates in four years, you have someone graduating in six years! Wow!
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