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DTG 030140Z AUG 10
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: POST 1
1. PERIMETER WATCH INDICATES CONFIRMED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, LOCATION REF 1. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED ZORCH-ON-TARGET (Z.O.T.).
2. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS-FREE, ENGAGE AS AVAILABLE. LOCATION AT REF. 1 IS NOW DESIGNATED A KILL ZONE.
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA UPON COMPLETION OF STRIKE FOR AUTHORIZED LINE DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. ADULT BEVERAGE COMSUMPTION IS ENCOURAGED.
4. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
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