[The Comedian]

So the State Dept. has been sitting on this for almost 2 years, right? Why is it being released now?

And where's what's-his-name's blasted long form birth certificate?!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Big Bureaucracy]

No birth certificate, but on the first set of Documents that the State Department released - for Ann Dunham - the name of her child was written: Barack Hussein Obama (Soebarkah) - that’s new.
Why now? Ask Hillary :)