[JD_UTDallas]

Ha ha true true 2-5 on the Coors original scale. Auburn hair..skinny, glasses with attitude..hum looks like a closet freak to me which almost always equals EPIC WIN! Peeps would ask me hey Hoot “ Why did you sleep with her?! Cuz she let me! :)"

[SERE_DOC]

In case your not familiar with the Budweiser scale which is as follows:

the Budweiser scale is once, ah hem... engaged, the number of Budweiser Clydesdale horses required in an attempt to disengage from the aforementioned activity....

In this case "5" on the Budweiser scale

Of course all this is theoretical for me, being otherwise "spoken for" and would suffer unspeakable retribution if I engaged in such activity.

But I can offer an opinion

[nascarnation]

which almost always equals EPIC WIN

LMAO