[Retired Greyhound]

“Watch out if she goes off to take a shower. Big stuff tends to happen then.”

Ok, I’m going to need this one expalined.

[Allegra]

Ok, I’m going to need this one expalined.

Well, see, there were these stalagmites growing off of this metal railing.

And then Barry Manilow walked by and went into a nearby Starbucks.

And ordered a bag of jellybeans.

And then there were a bunch of guns in the sink and everybody was real happy after that.

And then some lady went home and took a shower.

I hope that clears it up.

[doubled]

Okay, I got to post 260 and no one has answered your query. Here is the true story and you can follow it up stream to find out what the freeper lore is. I owe it to Brytani to correct it when possible.