[Stonewall Jackson]

Personally, I don't think that my great-great-great-grandmother, who lost her ancestral home and her brothers' furniture business to Sherman's pyromaniacs, was exceptionally dangerous.

But if you feel threatened by a sixteen-year-old girl who was only four feet eight inches tall, I'm not sure there is much I can do for you.

[Colonel Kangaroo]

I never suspected your great great great grandmother as being the Confederate who murdered my Southern ancestor in Northwest Georgia.