I nominate that so-called “comedienne” Kathy Griffin, who so eloquently invoked the name of Jesus in her acceptance speech after winning an Emmy. Actually, I think her exact words were, “Suck it, Jesus!”
Perhaps they could get Jeremiah Wright to do the invocation?
They should get Bill Ayers to lead the flag salute and head up the pyrotechnics.
The dude! man! You gotta have a guest appearance by the dude! Pass me that bong. Also, how about Phineas Freek, Freewheelin Franklin and Phat Freddy!
Did I miss a mention of Miss Piggy herself - “Joy” Behar?
I strongly advise anyone to *not* attend that event. Because of the weird psychology of terrorists, there is a possibility that it will be attacked, more so than the previous rallies.
I say this having no direct or other information suggesting that there may be an attack, except perhaps that Osama bin Laden recently sent out a video message (27 Oct), and a correlation has been noted between his doing so and a major terrorist attack some days later.
And importantly, the *content* of his messages usually avoid mentioning the target of his execution order. In this case, his message was entirely directed towards France. The purpose being a warning to France to obey, or look what I might do to you.
So why attack this rally? It has long been noted that true fanatics are incapable of spontaneous laughter. This was used in the 1950s to help locate communist fanatics in the US. Their constrictive world view cannot tolerate non-sequitur humor. If anything, it angers them.
So the idea of a rally filled with humor and jokes is very offensive to fanatics, and it makes them aggressive.
The rally also is a mass event, so there would be lots of publicity for al-Qaeda after an attack, and they would hope that it would result in a US revenge attack against Muslims, enlarging the war.