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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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| 11/1/10
| Nachum
Posted on 11/01/2010 1:14:03 PM PDT by Nachum
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A friend sent this to me today. A person needs something to smile about.... :)
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:14:06 PM PDT
by
Nachum
To: Nachum
Thank you for the laughs! Can’t even pick a favorite, they’re all so good!
2
posted on
11/01/2010 1:18:50 PM PDT
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: Nachum
3
posted on
11/01/2010 1:20:42 PM PDT
by
facedodge
(Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. ~Friedman)
To: Nachum
I love this!
I’m partial to numbers 1 and 9. :^D
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:23:03 PM PDT
by
Shelayne
(He who testifies to these things says, "Yes, I am coming quickly" Amen. Come, Lord Jesus! *Rev 22:20)
To: Nachum
To: Nachum; JustAmy; OESY; Lady Jag; Billie; DollyCali; gardengirl; NicknamedBob; MEG33; jaycee; ...
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:28:56 PM PDT
by
Cardhu
To: Shelayne
I’m getting a lot of laughs out of 3 and 4.
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:30:07 PM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Liberalism can be summed up thusly: someone craps their pants and we all have to wear diapers)
To: Nachum
I think #3 is the funniest.
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:31:53 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: Nachum
I was going to forward this to Mrs BN, but after reading #10, I think I’ll skip that idea.
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:48:57 PM PDT
by
BwanaNdege
("a comeuppance is due the arrogant elites" - Charles Krauthammer)
To: Nachum
How do you stay married for a long time?
Tell your wife those three little words she loves to hear, “I wuz WRONG”.
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:52:18 PM PDT
by
chesley
(Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
To: Nachum
Concerning #7, it’s been my experience that it’s the other way around, and women are typically the slobs. Not my wife, of course, but noticing many divorced friends - the women need someone to clean up after them, and the men have much cleaner houses when they live alone. The men also seem to see their bank accounts grow much more once they’re on their own. Just sayin’.
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:54:37 PM PDT
by
saint
To: chesley
6 words for you to learn for your marriage to succeed.
Yes dear. You’re right. I’m sorry.
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:55:35 PM PDT
by
TexasPatriot1
("Tyranny is defined as that which legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" Jefferson)
To: saint
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:57:02 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
("In 1964 the War on Poverty Began --- Poverty won.")
To: BwanaNdege
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posted on
11/01/2010 1:58:05 PM PDT
by
Nachum
(The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
To: Nachum
I’ve been in radio since 1984 and I remember reading some of these on-air back then! In the days before the internet, gags like these were photocopied, then snail-mailed around. You could also subscribe to various services and they would mail out stuff each month.
With the advent of the internet, most radio “gags” spread like wildfire. All the services email their “bits” once or twice a day. Plus all the show-prep services have stuff.
With all that said, I miss the old days (but not 45’s!)
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posted on
11/01/2010 2:04:51 PM PDT
by
Kharis13
(That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
To: TexasPatriot1
After 10 years of marriage my husband is still learning this.
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posted on
11/01/2010 2:05:22 PM PDT
by
Halls
(Jesus is my Lord and Savior)
To: Halls
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posted on
11/01/2010 2:11:16 PM PDT
by
TexasPatriot1
("Tyranny is defined as that which legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" Jefferson)
To: TexasPatriot1
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posted on
11/01/2010 2:14:35 PM PDT
by
chesley
(Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
To: Cardhu; Lakeshark
Lol! I like ‘em all, but especially #5 and #7.
Pretty close to the truth if you ask me. Smart kids!
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posted on
11/01/2010 2:21:47 PM PDT
by
derllak
To: derllak
*Ahem*
From # 1:
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with
:-)
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posted on
11/01/2010 2:26:32 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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