Posted on 11/01/2010 1:14:03 PM PDT by Nachum
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is ........
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
Thank you for the laughs! Can’t even pick a favorite, they’re all so good!
Thanks, those are great.
I love this!
I’m partial to numbers 1 and 9. :^D
Funny
PING
I’m getting a lot of laughs out of 3 and 4.
I think #3 is the funniest.
I was going to forward this to Mrs BN, but after reading #10, I think I’ll skip that idea.
How do you stay married for a long time?
Tell your wife those three little words she loves to hear, “I wuz WRONG”.
Concerning #7, it’s been my experience that it’s the other way around, and women are typically the slobs. Not my wife, of course, but noticing many divorced friends - the women need someone to clean up after them, and the men have much cleaner houses when they live alone. The men also seem to see their bank accounts grow much more once they’re on their own. Just sayin’.
6 words for you to learn for your marriage to succeed.
Yes dear. You’re right. I’m sorry.
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I’ve been in radio since 1984 and I remember reading some of these on-air back then! In the days before the internet, gags like these were photocopied, then snail-mailed around. You could also subscribe to various services and they would mail out stuff each month.
With the advent of the internet, most radio “gags” spread like wildfire. All the services email their “bits” once or twice a day. Plus all the show-prep services have stuff.
With all that said, I miss the old days (but not 45’s!)
After 10 years of marriage my husband is still learning this.
After 8 years, so am I.
Bingo!
Lol! I like ‘em all, but especially #5 and #7.
Pretty close to the truth if you ask me. Smart kids!
From # 1:
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with
:-)
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