[The Comedian]

1:30 into 8+ minute "Part 1" and nothing happens.

Clue us all in as to the nature of this sleep-inducing whatever-it-is.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[sinsofsolarempirefan]

Its a charming little cartoon film about what happens to an elderly couple during a nuclear war. Its about an hour long though.

Of course, if you don't like cartoons and that isn't depressing enough for you, how about this one, called 'Threads':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT96sgTwmvo

Don't expect a happy ending though...