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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I sent a prayer to God asking that he strike Rhodes dead. And if he can't immediately hit her with a lightning bolt I asked him to consider striking her with:

1. Ovarian cancer

2. Brain timor

3. Elephantitis

4. Bitten by Black Mamba

5. Car crash at 100mph into brick wall.

Just got a reply. God said she's not even worth it!

13 posted on 12/02/2010 7:42:21 AM PST by Doc Savage (Stay Thirsty My Friend!!)
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To: Doc Savage
4. Bitten by Black Mamba...

Wouldn't work.

Biting Randi would kill the black mamba.

21 posted on 12/02/2010 7:49:14 AM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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