[Salamander]

Far as I know, we're not physically semi-related at all.

[dreading the inevitable semi colon joke]

[shibumi]

OK.

I “Wotan’t” tell the “War Father” if you “Wotan’t.”

Shi(stretching in obscurity)bumi

[Larry Lucido]

Then you don’t want to hear about my semi-colonoscopy. It’s kind of a half-assed story anyway.