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To: The Comedian

Also, the more plausible zombies (e.g., rage virus zombies) aren’t actually dead at all -— more like people with rabies.

In such outbreaks, head shots are not necessary, but that advantage is somewhat limited, in that rage virus zombies are damn fast and relatively smart/tool using.


117 posted on 12/03/2010 1:26:40 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian
In such outbreaks, head shots are not necessary, but that advantage is somewhat limited, in that rage virus zombies are damn fast and relatively smart/tool using.

I find it sociologically fascinating that in 2n Amendment America, we developed the mythos of the flesh-eating living dead that need a gunshot to the head (or seriously grisly up-close-and-personal blunt trauma) to stop, where in disarmed England, they came up with the 28 Rabies Later mechanism that really just creates a plague of Rage Boys without dole cheques.

Our zombies are slow, dim-witted cannibalistic Democrats, theirs are smart, fast moving Muslims.

That's my take anyway.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

119 posted on 12/03/2010 1:55:20 PM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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