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this is a play on a joke that was going on when Reagan was President.

A Brain Surgeon from Russia, Heart Surgeon from India and a Proctologist from Illinois are discussing the advances made in there respective fields in their respective countries.

in russia we can take the brain from another man and put in another man and that man is than in a position of political leadership and within 1 year 90% of the country will be gainfully employed.

in india, we can take the heart of a baboon and and put it in a man and than that man is than put in a postion of leadership of a auto company. within in a matter of months that man has purchased jaguar, land rover and has purchased automobile manufacturing plants in America, so within a year America will have cars made in India and exported to the US.

The proctologist from Illinois is really stretching on what he accomplishments that they have achieved. It dawns upon him about one of his patients. In America you can take a junior US senator whom is truly a real butthole. Get him elected to the office to the president and the real butthole can achieve a lot - he increases the debt of the nation by 10 trillion dollars and increase the unemployment from 4.8% to 9.8% all within his first two years.

The Russian brain surgeon and the heart surgeon from India agree that the lowly profession of being a proctologist has achieved the greatest success in medical history - a protcologogy patient with a significant case of hemorrhoids applies Ben gay all over hi sentire body and he shrivels up becomes darker in complexion and he wins the election to become the first black president in the history of the US and he causes widespread destruction and devastation within his wake. The Russian and India surgeons pay homage to the Proctologist - he has achieved what neither Lenin, Stalin and Gandhi could ever achieve - making America a laughing stock because everyone knows you only put Preparation H on Hemorrhoids not the entire country.