[TheOldLady]

You forgot the soul-ectomy.

And the arrogance transplant.

[shibumi]

It was just a preliminary list. We could, of course amplify it with “Righteous Indignation!” And the recurrent theme of “I never make any money off these hits, a couple hundred a year, at most!”

And of course, my favorite - “Why am I being singled out?”

[Salamander]

*snicker*

Use <0 for a donor.

Plenty to spare.