I was shocked to learn that he had kids.
Thought he was gay after that shower scene with the congressman.
Were you there? Reread your post....it is hilarious.
Yes, Twinkletoes Emmanuel does have kids. Sadly, the gene pool got a tad shallower thereby.
And as to the matter of his not wanting to send HIS kids to Chicago schools: Rahm, get them some firearms training, a .40 cal. Glock and send them. Not sending them would put Rahm near the top of the coveted National Hypocrite Rating Scale.