[The Comedian]

To hell with all you Palin-hatin' Yankees.

We'll elect her President of the Republic of Texas.

Eat your hearts out.

And no, you can't have any oil or spaceships.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[stansblugrassgrl]

I think she should be the President of the ‘strange’ state of Arizona. Jan Brewer can be the vice-president. That should scare the lot of them.

[Fiji Hill]

To hell with all you Palin-hatin' Yankees.
We'll elect her President of the Republic of Texas.
Eat your hearts out.
And no, you can't have any oil or spaceships.

Here's an appropriate tune from the Carter era-- Freeze a Yankee--The Folkel Minority, 1977