Right back at ya!
Dad stays in touch with his classmates. When he gets back in town I’ll mention McClary if he hasn’t already heard.
My son wants to attend there, so know your father has my support, too.
-----------------------------Bit of satire on Mikey
Reporter catches up with ole Mikey as he's leading the new plebes through the great halls of the USAFA:
Meanwhile Mikey has cameras on him as they're filming him as the star in a sort of Doonesbury meets National Lampoon.
Producer yells "CUT. Take five everyone. We'll give you ten minutes Mikey. Remember, we're on a timeline here."
Mikey to producer:" Yo give me ten. I have a couple triple cheeseburgers to scarf after this."
Reporter:"Sooo Mr Mikey Weinstein how many years have you been here at this fine school?"
Mikey: " Just call me Mikey duude, but Inshallah. I love it here man. I can score good grass and play the one holed flute in the Wiccan Mother Earth band. I'm now a full,'Imammy from the Meccan school of Infidels that Wanna Be.'"
Reporter: An Imam? One hole flute? Is that the online class from the once Nigerian prince who was so infamous years ago?
Mikey:" Yo yeah that be the man! I haven't met him yet but he gave me this cool certificate but had to get a tutor to teach me the bigger words in his version of the Quran. The school prices were a bit steep. I had to sell my gramma's house and stick her inna home to pay the five hunnert grand but now I'm in the finals for the 12th Caliphate, he said."
Reporter: Oh, so what's you muzzie, I mean Muslime name?"
Yo my name is Obama ben Mohmammed al infidelis. Cool how he made my name with some of the Italian stuff at the end. he wrote me and said he got the name right from the lips of the prophet hisself. I shunned Judaism years ago. So now I'm a full fledged arab and everythng." Reporter( looking a bit frazzled): Umm yes, So what were your favorite classes when you were here?"
Mikey: Oh I'm a Sophomore now. Love this place, the uniforms and all. I been here fifteen years. I've learned math AND'rithmatic!
Reporter scratches head:" So are you going to be a pilot?"
What kinda question is that? Hell yeah. I'm already training in a simulator F-22 outside Rite Aid. Hey remember when it was called Thrifty's and you could get two scoops for a dime?"
Reporter:" Umm no I'm only twenty-three. So why do you hate God?"
Mikey: "It's all the rage now. hey look at my new gig!! Hollywood is doing a movie on me and the ACLU just loves me. You know we fought a hard court case to get that airplane seat a bit wider for us slightly overweight plebes.
Reporter: "I think this is enough. Anything you want to say for the finale."
Mikey: Yes, God of the Bible is overrated. See I'm Jewish or was until I was CHOSEN by the Nigerian Imammy blessed be his obesity. AND the Nigerian Muslim has actually sent me a ticket to my first Hajj next year praise be to the one true prophet. I hear the Saudi's are all coming out to hear me speak on tolerance a Chppie Choppie square. I think that's sort of a place that serves falafels and Chinese food. Wanna see my bomb belt? It's free upon gradjitashun."
Reporter:*faints.*
Mikey thinking aloud: He*l yeah, Now my chance to show my CPR skills, this guy is kinda cute...
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Thus endeth his fifteen minutes of fame