You wanted proof of Obama not being born in Hawaii, here it is every bit as reliable as his pdf COLB.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/32674014/Obama-Kenyan-Birth-Certificate-Hospital-Version-From-Lucas-Smith
InspectorSmith (22 hours ago) I (Lucas) have spent the last two months going through what may possibly be compared to a living hell or the likes of such a place known as ‘Hell’.
From some point in mid December thru on or about Christmas Eve (12.24.2010) I was held in Mexico against my will. Upon release (or dump) I managed to travel a distance (much on foot) in a northerly direction until I reach the US Border.
While in Mexico against my will I was interrogated on a round the clock basis and bombarded with questions regarding the hospital in Mombasa, Kenya and questions regarding the hospital's staff. At times my arm was pumped intravenously with some sort of solution and at times I was in a state of semi consciousness.
Except we know that one’s not real and the Hawaii one is. If you’re going to avoid reality, please stop wasting valuable time and bandwith that could better be filled with 10 year old pictures of Tourist Guy.