[Fantasywriter]

What woman would allowed herself to be nicknamed 'Toot'? I went to the Urban Dictionary, and not to be vulgar, but here is the very first entry [meaning, it's the one that got the most positive votes]:

Toot: 1) Slang for fart

Not to be even more vulgar, but a little further down the page:

Toot: Another word for fart. Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.

I don't buy it. No woman wants to be known as 'slang for a fart'.

[Fred Nerks]

...(We call my grandmother Tutu, Toot for short; it means “grandparent” in Hawaiian, for she decided on the day I was born that she was still too young to be called Granny.)

They had to work TOOT in there somehow...I think he wrote home to Kenya, told them exactly what the relative who was quoted, said.

He worked for an oil company, married a white woman named ANNA TOOT.

And they REMEMBERED.