You’re not telling the whole story.
I bet that right next to that alleged bowl of oatmeal there is a crystal bowl with balucha caviar from Iran with a silver spoon stuck into it, a few slices of fresh lemon, imported saltwater crackers and Indian capers.
And next to it a frozen bottle of Stolichnaya. And you call that fasting?
Ha! Trust me on this: even if I had the money to buy expensive fish eggs for my breakfast, I would not be buying expensive fish eggs for my breakfast. :-)
No Stoli either. Wild Turkey is my drink (though not at breakfast!).