[TChad]

Ah, satire. Glad I glanced at the link source before I embarrased myself!

John may have fabricated the quotes, but the suspension really occurred.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/4-chesapeake-middle-school-students-suspended-for-oregano-possession/2011/03/16/AB52gAe_story.html

[dayglored]

> John may have fabricated the quotes, but the suspension really occurred.

Not only that, there is a formal recommendation of expulsion!

But the thing that got me about the REAL article was that the kid's name is.... Adam Grass.

I about died laughing when I read that. No wonder he was farting around with a baggie. With a name like that, I would, too.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/4-chesapeake-middle-school-students-suspended-for-oregano-possession/2011/03/16/AB52gAe_story.html