The problem for Pitt is that having made his very PUBLIC PLEDGE about quitting smoking, he is now condemned to getting his smokes in private. At least before he could mug for the camera while sucking down his coffin nails. Now he has to pull an Obama and do it entirely in secret for fear of public embarrassment that he was TOO WEAK to beat the nicotine monkey.
Verifying that he does read DUmmie FUnnies.